this makes me laugh alot.
the day dumbledore became a fat black woman
“Hey it’s me. Look, I hate to leave this on your voicemail but I think that you need to know… Jeremy’s dead Tyler. I’m so sorry. I thought that you would call and I would tell you but then you didn’t so, just call me when you get this ok? I need you. And there’s no way that yesterday was the last day that I’m ever going to talk to you or see you. It can’t be. So just, call me Tyler … please.”
